June 27th 2009 DailyWhatever’s Guide to Watching Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
1. Kalau di layar ada dua atau lebih robot dan tidak ada manusia, don’t close your eyes. Great fight scenes are abound.
2. Kalau di layar ada minimal satu manusia, lu boleh buka snack ato minuman dengan sesekali memerhatikan layar.
3. Kalau di layar ada manusia dan tidak ada robot sama sekali, silakan ngobrol sama sebelah dan tunggu kapan robotnya keluar.
4. Kalau di layar cuma ada Shia LaBeouf dan Megan Fox dan tidak ada siapapun lagi, silakan maen HP ato SMSan ato fesbukan. Tidur trus minta dibangunin orang sebelah pas robotnya nongol lagi juga boleh.
EXCEPTION TO RULE #1: Kalo robot yang ada di layar itu Mudflap dan Skids, lihat rule #4.
Enjoy the movie!
Ga ada rule kalo ngliat tank – tank dan banyak orang bersenjata we??
ato kata lainnya US ARMY.
Comment by Kno — June 27, 2009 @ 9:19 am
rule diatas tetap berlaku :>
Comment by DeWe — June 27, 2009 @ 9:40 am
Perlu ada satu exception lagi: “kalo hanya ada Megan Fox dan tidak ada siapa2 lagi, dan dia terlihat melucuti pakaiannya satu-persatu.”
Comment by Mahditama — June 27, 2009 @ 10:22 am
and how about if there’s no robot, but giant robot balls are in the shot? =))
Comment by Mahditama — June 27, 2009 @ 10:23 am
kalo liat Megan Fox berpose FHM ditengah filem, rule #1
Comment by R Z R — June 27, 2009 @ 10:31 am
No, keep Megan Fox out of my oily robots love >:0
Comment by DeWe — June 27, 2009 @ 10:34 am
+1
Comment by edogawaconan — June 27, 2009 @ 12:52 pm
Oily or… say… BALLSy???
rofl
::kabur::
Comment by Mahditama — June 27, 2009 @ 3:48 pm
this guide makes me demoraled D:
and I haven’t watch the movie too…. ;_;
Comment by bambang — June 28, 2009 @ 5:45 pm
pengen nonton lagi aaah.. kmrn trlalu sering smsan pas d dalem.. huehueuhe
Comment by bee — June 29, 2009 @ 6:23 am
/rant + spoiler
gwa ke bioskop mo nonton felem robot woiIIII!! NOT A GODDAMN US ARMY COMMERCIAL/PROPAGANDA
moar robots screentime and characterization, less michael bay military hardware fetish and loony families…and misleading college lifes…and humping dogs/robots…and man-asses close ups/swinging robo-balls…..
……
screw it just make a damn movie with <5 humans or smthg
AND WTF ANTI-CLIMATIC FINAL BATTLES !%#)*!%)*
devastator skli tembak…the fallen 3 kli gebuk @____@ ?
SRSLY
/end rant
phew….sgitu tu dah diniatin cuman mo mikirin robotnya doank pas nonton…taunya shafted pula autobotsnya..ARGHHHHHH-brb writing a new rant
Comment by randompasserby — June 29, 2009 @ 5:46 pm
Hey it’s your fault for not realizing that Michael Bay has a military fetish :>
Comment by DeWe — June 29, 2009 @ 6:55 pm
well yeah, i mean it could turn out alright like in independence day since there’re basically nobody else who could fight back…
/rant pt.2
BUT THIS IS A FRIGGIN TRANSFORMERS MOVIE!!1111 you want to put actions on screen make it more big robots fighting rather than a stock footage clip of planes taking off/planes in formations/amphibious assault troops and tanks landing out of nowhere blah blah blah blah
what’s the point of adding more robots if they don’t get any introductions/something more than cheesy one-liners and do not contribute to watevr plot there is. The twin doesn’t count btw
/end rant
note to self : from now on treat all michael bay adaptations at the same level as any uwe boll abominations
Comment by randompasserby — June 30, 2009 @ 6:23 am