June - 27 - 2009 13 COMMENTS
1. Kalau di layar ada dua atau lebih robot dan tidak ada manusia, don’t close your eyes. Great fight scenes are abound.
2. Kalau di layar ada minimal satu manusia, lu boleh buka snack ato minuman dengan sesekali memerhatikan layar.
3. Kalau di layar ada manusia dan tidak ada robot sama sekali, silakan ngobrol sama sebelah dan tunggu kapan robotnya keluar.
4. Kalau di layar cuma ada Shia LaBeouf dan Megan Fox dan tidak ada siapapun lagi, silakan maen HP ato SMSan ato fesbukan. Tidur trus minta dibangunin orang sebelah pas robotnya nongol lagi juga boleh.
EXCEPTION TO RULE #1: Kalo robot yang ada di layar itu Mudflap dan Skids, lihat rule #4.
Enjoy the movie!
June 27th, 2009 at 9:19 am
Ga ada rule kalo ngliat tank – tank dan banyak orang bersenjata we??
ato kata lainnya US ARMY.
June 27th, 2009 at 9:40 am
rule diatas tetap berlaku :>
June 27th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Perlu ada satu exception lagi: “kalo hanya ada Megan Fox dan tidak ada siapa2 lagi, dan dia terlihat melucuti pakaiannya satu-persatu.”
June 27th, 2009 at 10:23 am
and how about if there’s no robot, but giant robot balls are in the shot? =))
June 27th, 2009 at 10:31 am
kalo liat Megan Fox berpose FHM ditengah filem, rule #1
June 27th, 2009 at 10:34 am
No, keep Megan Fox out of my oily robots love >:0
June 27th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
+1
June 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Oily or… say… BALLSy???
rofl
::kabur::
June 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
this guide makes me demoraled D:
and I haven’t watch the movie too…. ;_;
June 29th, 2009 at 6:23 am
pengen nonton lagi aaah.. kmrn trlalu sering smsan pas d dalem.. huehueuhe
June 29th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
/rant + spoiler
gwa ke bioskop mo nonton felem robot woiIIII!! NOT A GODDAMN US ARMY COMMERCIAL/PROPAGANDA
moar robots screentime and characterization, less michael bay military hardware fetish and loony families…and misleading college lifes…and humping dogs/robots…and man-asses close ups/swinging robo-balls…..
……
screw it just make a damn movie with <5 humans or smthg
AND WTF ANTI-CLIMATIC FINAL BATTLES !%#)*!%)*
devastator skli tembak…the fallen 3 kli gebuk @____@ ?
SRSLY
/end rant
phew….sgitu tu dah diniatin cuman mo mikirin robotnya doank pas nonton…taunya shafted pula autobotsnya..ARGHHHHHH-brb writing a new rant
June 29th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Hey it’s your fault for not realizing that Michael Bay has a military fetish :>
June 30th, 2009 at 6:23 am
well yeah, i mean it could turn out alright like in independence day since there’re basically nobody else who could fight back…
/rant pt.2
BUT THIS IS A FRIGGIN TRANSFORMERS MOVIE!!1111 you want to put actions on screen make it more big robots fighting rather than a stock footage clip of planes taking off/planes in formations/amphibious assault troops and tanks landing out of nowhere blah blah blah blah
what’s the point of adding more robots if they don’t get any introductions/something more than cheesy one-liners and do not contribute to watevr plot there is. The twin doesn’t count btw
/end rant
note to self : from now on treat all michael bay adaptations at the same level as any uwe boll abominations